I believe I’ve mentioned previously that my current roommate happens to be a graduate of that college that we are playing this weekend. Therefore this week has devolved into a hate week within our domicile in which neither one wants to be the last person home, due to the potential atrocities the other may have committed. I’ve decided to compile a list of reasons why I hate Auburn and post it here.
- Terry Bowden
- You take pride in defacing your own campus with toilet paper.
- These guys below
- Robert Baker
- Their insistance that Auburn is as nice as Athens.
- Their football players during the Pat Dye era couldn’t read.
- They remind me too much of Georgia Tech with their little brother/penis envy syndrome for the better program in their own state.
- Pat Dye claims that Georgia is not man enough.
- Because they wish they were Georgia.
Feel free to add anything to this list in the comments. I just thought I’d get it started with a brief list.